July 30th

The most evil women/men are born this day. Yes, these people are extremely attractive and seductive but be aware. They will make it there mission to ruin your life, and leave a permanent scar that even years of therapy can’t save you from.

“I met this new girl she’s crazy hot.”
“when’s her birthday?”
“July 30th, why?”
“bro, run while you can.”

by Runnerrodger November 23, 2021

July 18th

The day a Saint was born.
A Ray of Light,
A Glint of Hope.
A Burning Desire,
The Firestarter.

July 18th is the day I was born.

by danidtrouble August 3, 2022

4th of July

The song that’s broke most teenagers.

Boy : oh it the 4th of July !
Boy2: we all gonna die …
Boy: bro you good ?
Boy2: it the song you dumb

by Ryoswirlix July 2, 2022

July 31st

National flash your boyfriend and sit on his face day

I’m gonna sit on my boyfriends face and then flash him because it’s July 31st

by GolfHoser July 30, 2025

the first july 29th

the first july 29th 2021 marks the first day in which melissa cant call ansa her little ansy poo bear </3

the first july 29th will be a setback for the human race

by mylittlesusling June 17, 2021

july 19

Estonias national hug a village whore day.

"Hey today is july 19 lets go hug a whore!"

by monkeybrain18 July 18, 2021

Freaky 4th of July

When your girl is so kinky that she puts a roman candle in her ass facing inward while you fuck a lit fire cracker into her. Hospitalization is inevitable.

"Hey man, I'm in the hospital."
"Oh no what happened?"
"My girl wanted a freaky 4th of July last night and it blew off my dick..."

by Seymour Chris Peacock March 10, 2025