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internet melt

A person who obsessivly posts things/selfies on social media or acts like a roadman/rebel over the Internet.
Guy 1: Ugh have you seen Olivia's account recently?

Guy 2: Yes she posts way too much, her selfies aren't even that nice
Guy 1: The internet melt
by InternetMeltShutdown January 11, 2017
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internet explorer

Internet explorer is a great tool to infect your windows computer
by anonymous January 13, 2017
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I'll Internet it later

When someone wants you to watch something online but you are busy
Hey this tv show is online....ok I'll Internet it later
by SilvioJ75 February 9, 2017
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internet

the internet the magical limitless well of information and damnation your on right now
the internet is a very horrible place full of broken dreams and porn fanatics
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The internet

The internet is an amazing contraption made to communicate and distract people. The internet is addictive and fun.
by A. B. March 27, 2020
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Internet

Nothing but trolls and stolen memes.
Internet
by Iamlyrich April 26, 2020
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Internet Granny

Like the usual grandma, but introduced to the internet and the good ol' fake news. They will attempt to share any type of scandalous/exotic information that have no base with any type of social interaction avaliable to them, this includes and is not limited to: family, friends, co-workers, relatives, pets, neighbors, the hobo on the porch, and so on.

And of course, they don't research about the information and completely trust the So-Legitimate-Joe with his thesis.
A: Dude, don't eat carrots! I've read that they can cause anal prolapse!
B: You're an absolute Internet Granny
by Bergkam April 28, 2020
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