poop thighs

When resting your elbows on your thighs for a long time while defecating, you get visible red sore marks above your knees.

I got poop thighs from playing Candy Crush on the toilet too long.

by dr.goodcar November 18, 2015

Poop muffin

A way to describe someone who is good but also bad, or just having extremely good luck.

Oh look at him he’s so lucky what a poop muffin

by Yes it was January 18, 2021

Drive-by Pooping

The act of crapping in a canning jar, driving by the house of someone you hate at a late hour, and breaking the crap filled jar on thier driveway, idealy when you know the high tempurature for the next day is over 75 degrees.

Kyle: Dude, Jack is being suck a douche bag

Carly: Yeah i know! What should we do to him?
Kyle: I think he deserves a Drive-by Pooping!

by pooonyu21 May 30, 2011

Marathon Pooping

The act of a man taking long shits just to play on his phone while his significant other debates contacting a rescue team.

Significant other: Babe, are you ok? You’ve been in there for 45 min! Are you Marathon Pooping?!
Man: It’s still coming! (Continues to play Mario Kart on his phone)

by WebsterHayls September 8, 2021

Shittle Poop

The piece of poop that is so small that its like a poop nugget, and is hard to poop out.

Shittle Poop,noun "Man, that took a long time to get that shittle out"

by skadop October 1, 2015

Poop Sanctum

It's a soundproof washroom where you can shit without idiots trying to yell stuff at you through the door at you!

I need to make use of the poop sanctum, so I don't have to listen to your senseless blathering while shitting.

by MattyRolston87 November 16, 2011

Elevator poop

When you poop in your hand and lower it into the water of the toilet so that it makes no sound.

I was at my boyfriends house and I had to poop but didn't want him to know so I ended up taking an elevator poop

by Mr. 5150 August 27, 2016