Humans

They come in all shapes, colors, and cultures but where they really shine compared to other species is in their capacity to fail in properly using their brain and their ingenuity to kill things involuntarily and deny it. Their best pastime is being hostile against each other for the most absurd of reasons, most of the time is ending in the death of one or both parties or more

For example, some humans belived Earth is flat and evolution doesn't exist

by justsomerandomidiot September 2, 2022

Someone who gives you money like an atm, but human.

MrBeast

Someone who gives you money like an atm, but human. a human atm mrbeast

by Cambam826 September 6, 2022

Human Bluntipede

Rolling up a blunt then shoving it up your homeboys ass and hitting it from his mouth

Yo, I just copped an 1/8, we should roll up and do a human bluntipede.

by barsouthnastgenomachine September 13, 2022

Human Turducken

the sexual act in which a grown man puts a newborn baby on his penis and then puts he baby into another adult. using the baby as a condom

i hates my girlfriend's kids so i gave her a human turducken

by Big Dick Uncle Joe November 1, 2022

human npc

People that behave like an npc.

Belik (the human npc):

"Don't have a good, have a great day!"

by Međed November 3, 2022

Original-Human

While living a Human has endless possibilities (of what is considered luxury) but when the saying of Death brings New Life the amount of "pain" they feel from passing away is why Humans Live Luxurious because when a Original-Human takes into the After-Life Their body may die but in death brings life so 400,000(thousands) Nerve Endings Spring to Life. The feeling of anything that touches the body causes so much Pain that even a Titan (ex. Atlas) thinks they're evil because of the Real-Pain that inflicts(not neccassirly for eternity either but for a period of time that makes it unbearable for a new born to be brought back into life with the memories) of what made Original-Humans of us deserving of such a "Pampered" life and why even such things as Demons respect our pain in the afterlife because unless one is born with such "Fear" of Death but no reason why it remembers the "Fear" can only remain its Sanity if one wasn't in existence when the period before the Deities were known for having a physical form (which is when they are known as a color, not a admirable figure that is to be worshipped) would make living not as something that would sought out to be Reality.

Man, I'm sorta glad that when I am living and as a Original-Human as that of which I am only to feel those sweet vibrations that make me warm and snuggly enough to fall asleep all Day. I sought out my Past-Life to see who I was. Remembered that Original-Human has not existed long enough for any of us to have one unless they were a mammal of some kind that has lived with the Earth as well and I had a brief memory of the pain I had inflicted when I died and my nerve endings came to life. Thank God the Pain I felt was from my own accidental pain and that even the machines/demons or whatever they were knew that the pain was so severe that I had the balls to be granted life again not of pity but because they could hear Heaven crying because God thinks that even that was a fucked up day when he heard the pain that makes Diablo think Original-Humans are evil when they were created to make a taste of his medecine.

by Original_Pain November 10, 2022

The Human Stapler

Occurs when a human is folded in half, coated in metal, and uses teeth to staple objects. Tends to be less costly than a conventional stapler (before calculating costs that come from medical bills)

I had to pay $3000 after Billy used me as The Human Stapler.

by P_Che2_P November 16, 2022