The sad, but oh so real, phenomena in which your penis is so small the only enjoyment you will ever receive from it will be from screwing bugs.
by Shmoobs July 18, 2011

When you're too fucking mad to fucking come up with an actual fucking insult and fucking think for a fucking second so you just fucking fuck up your mind and fucking go full ham on someone and spit out this fucking fuckton of fucks in one breath which totally is garaunfuckingteed to fuck your motherfucking foe so fucking hard their eyeballs fucking gush out of their fucking organs which then fuck your foe into oblivion and fuck them over for motherfucking life.
by WHATDOYOUMEANINEEDAPSEUDONYMYO December 3, 2017

"GOD DAMN! That is one big ass big bird looking mother fucker! Look at dem motha fuckin' twiggy alien arms man!"
by LArryOG August 27, 2011

anyone who thinks either a domestic or import is better than the other, a civic can push just as much power as a srt4 and handle just as good, and vice versa.
joey is such an ass clown faggot fucker he thinks his mustang can wax any import just cause its a ford.
by reptile jesus July 24, 2011

An exclamation used in extremely shocking circumstances. These words can be used on their own or in groups to express feeling towards something, but have greatest effectiveness when all five are used together. When using this expression, your friends will automadically know the extent of your state of shock! "Holy shit balls mother fucker" can be used in times of very good or very bad news. This Expression became popular at Trent University and was started by accident when a student named Sarah found out how much she hated Chemistry.
"Hey, are you having some chem trouble? How's the assignment coming along?"
"Holy shit balls mother FUCKER! :'( I have no idea how to do THIS!!! "
"And the winner is... Sarah _____"
"HOLY SHIT BALLS MOTHER FUCKER!!! :D "
"Holy shit balls mother FUCKER! :'( I have no idea how to do THIS!!! "
"And the winner is... Sarah _____"
"HOLY SHIT BALLS MOTHER FUCKER!!! :D "
by Intertia Longer January 5, 2010

by yippiekayyaymotherfuckerdiehar April 7, 2010
