fuck luck

a mentality that success doesn't come from luck. it comes from hustle and taking calculated risks

I don't need luck. Fuck luck, just hustle.

by monday2monday January 21, 2018

fagalicious fuck

A gay man that only likes getting rhino banged in the backseat of a Honda Civic while deep throating a pickle down his gizzard neck while listening to mmmm bop

That is one fagalicious fuck

by Rusty trombone January 19, 2017

Fucking Muppet

Someone who struggles to complete a task at work accurately and in a timely manner and generally fucks it up.
Also commonly know as a Luke.

Luke you're a fucking muppet.

by Dino80 October 22, 2019

Throttle fuck

The act of repeatedly skull fucking someone in a way they would not enjoy

“A level 10 in clash royale had level 23 cards and throttle fucked me for the whole 3 minutes”

“I killed a guy playing gta v while on my oppressor. He got pissed and called his crew and they proceeded to throttle fuck me for 50 minutes straight”

by GawkityGawk August 22, 2021

Smile Fucked

A passive agressive response leading someone to believe you agree with them when your most certainly do not.

The old lady "Smile Fucked" her family by telling them "Yes I've been thinking of moving into the retirement community, I just need some time to decided which one."

by Joefish November 27, 2012

Fuck Cape

A hand towel worn around your neck and shoulders during sex in a bathroom. Usually because a surface is cold after changing positions (female).

Female: "This mirror is cold on my back"
Male: "Here how's that?" (Places hand towel around shoulders)
Female: "Much better now that I have my Fuck Cape"

by Belly22 January 5, 2013

Fuck Factor

A magical number that when added to, subtracted from, or mutiplied or divided by any amount always increases the amount that a person is required to pay for a product or service.

I called the water company today to figure out why my bill had gone up. The rep told me to take my normal usage and multiply it by the fuck factor to determine my new rate.

by wyldwillie September 4, 2013