The sexiest, handsomest, most perfect human in the world. Also the funniest, most sarcastic, sexually and not sexually attractive male ever made, he is modest and genuinely kind. Dylan is my husband and my soulmate. And we all secretly have sexual fantasies about him.
Friend:I would totally fuck Dylan O'Brien
Me: can I confess something to you
Friend:yeah
Me: iv had sexual fantasies about Dylan O'Brien
Friend:...
Me:...
Friend:me to
Me: fucin hell
Me: can I confess something to you
Friend:yeah
Me: iv had sexual fantasies about Dylan O'Brien
Friend:...
Me:...
Friend:me to
Me: fucin hell
by Just a country girl July 17, 2022
Get the Dylan O'Brienmug. Dylan has a massive cock and is a type of person to pull all the bitches. He can be smart tho by not fucking strippers coz they have STD’S.
by JuicyLemons January 20, 2022
Get the Dylanmug. The guy who is fun to be around but can be annoying at times, often the one to crack a sex joke at the worst moment and yet make everybody laugh.
He is also the guy who does not give a shit about your reasoning for doing something, if he sees you do it, he will mock you to the ends of the earth.
He is also the guy who does not give a shit about your reasoning for doing something, if he sees you do it, he will mock you to the ends of the earth.
by Callsign_1 August 29, 2023
Get the Dylanmug. Grand child of former Prime Minseter of Cuba also known as Fidel Castro. He was born in Florida in November. It is unclear what year he was born in but we do know he is in the Hernando area of Florida
by Crist bow May 23, 2021
Get the dylan castromug. by Bill shmill February 3, 2017
Get the Dylan Striebelmug. Dylan is the FUNNIEST person you'll ever meet. He has blue eyes and a GORGEOUS smile , even though he is kind of insecure about his smile cause he thinks his teeth are too yellow. . He is a very loving considering person yet not everyone can really see that because he kinda makes a first impression of an asshole.
He has the biggest heart in the world , and he just can't take any compliment seriously- he is too embarrassed and immediately makes a joke about it.
He LOVES girls of all kinds , and he isn't afraid to hit on any. You go Dylan!
He will be a very famous comedian one day , and you'll regret you didn't hook up with him when you had the chance .
He is a mommy boy , and even though he likes to smoke weed, he doesn't like WEARING WEED PANTS. He is horny 99% of the time.
If you wish to call Dylan, please say "your majesty.
Dylan is someone so fun to be with you want him around all the time ,
Problem is he is a very busy man .
Dylan is the best for sure.
He has the biggest heart in the world , and he just can't take any compliment seriously- he is too embarrassed and immediately makes a joke about it.
He LOVES girls of all kinds , and he isn't afraid to hit on any. You go Dylan!
He will be a very famous comedian one day , and you'll regret you didn't hook up with him when you had the chance .
He is a mommy boy , and even though he likes to smoke weed, he doesn't like WEARING WEED PANTS. He is horny 99% of the time.
If you wish to call Dylan, please say "your majesty.
Dylan is someone so fun to be with you want him around all the time ,
Problem is he is a very busy man .
Dylan is the best for sure.
Girl:" Hey Dylan!"
Dylan:"it's 'your majesty ' for you"
Girl:"sorry, your majesty, Dylan the great, I want to marry you "
Dylan:" sure you do , I am great at bed , you'd be satisfied for the rest of your life"
Dylan:"it's 'your majesty ' for you"
Girl:"sorry, your majesty, Dylan the great, I want to marry you "
Dylan:" sure you do , I am great at bed , you'd be satisfied for the rest of your life"
by Averyattractivemodel June 23, 2022
Get the Dylanmug. The greatest couple of all time, the couple everyone is jealous of because they are so perfect. the two people who are drawn together people who are soulmates who belong together who need to be together
by norajj716 September 4, 2021
Get the Kylie And Dylanmug.