Skip to main content

Whip your Cream

A more formal way to say Beat your Meat. Masturbation at its finest.
Leave some freshly whipped cream for some strawberries!
1. "You're so horny man. Go Whip your Cream, duh."

2. James:"Dude, I Whipped my Cream so hard, and now the cream's everywhere!"
Robby :"You're absolutely disgusting James..."
by Franckyboyyy October 26, 2018
mugGet the Whip your Cream mug.

Boston cream pie

When you cum in a woman/man’s butthole, then the the woman/man shits cum and poop in your mouth and you spit the shit and cum in each other’s mouths.
In class, I gave my teacher a Boston cream pie.”
by Mr. Pinto PhD November 21, 2020
mugGet the Boston cream pie mug.

ice cream fucker

Look at that ice cream fucker, she's really licking that ice cream too much!
by beachwhalefucker October 14, 2017
mugGet the ice cream fucker mug.

Cream pie desert

After a man ejaculates into a females ass hole he slowly bends down to slurp it all down his throat and trade it to the females mouth through a kiss on the lips
Last night I gave Wendy a free cream pie desert.
by #funkalicious May 7, 2018
mugGet the Cream pie desert mug.

Turkish Cream Pie

This happens when a guy cums in girls asshole, then she sharts the cum and shit back onto the guy.
I think Nathan got Turkish Cream Pied because hes being a dick.
by ROAD HOUSE September 1, 2016
mugGet the Turkish Cream Pie mug.

Ice cream and dildos

A phrase used to describe anything that is easy and/or enjoyable. Implies long periods of laziness, eating, and other justified forms of slacking off.

Similar to the sayings "a piece of cake" or "easy as pie," only better.
Denise just won the lottery! Man, her life's gonna be ice cream and dildos from here on out.
by b&byc&kes January 7, 2017
mugGet the Ice cream and dildos mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email