when passers-by catch sight of a woman and a baby pram, their first reaction is to check the pram's contents to see for themselves how cute the baby is. Upon noticing that the baby is brown/mixed and the woman white (thus betraying their expectation that the baby/mother duo were alike), the observer's eyes are helplessly drawn towards the baby once more to readjust their perception that the white woman is a mudshark. This second look constitutes the shark check, confirming that the white woman has sharked it up.
Something felt off with that woman's toddler. I shark checked it and take it that its father is a citizen of a vibrant stock.
by Nubby Numbat October 7, 2018

1. to put someone in their place
2. to realize your current position in any of many situations
3. a useless piece of paper that boomers use to buy their yarn
2. to realize your current position in any of many situations
3. a useless piece of paper that boomers use to buy their yarn
by A.M.S. 101 January 24, 2021

Steve Rogers asked Peggy Carter for a rain check, but he had no possibility to fulfil it, because he slept for 70 years after his plane crushed into the ice.
by idohaveanamebutnerdfitsmore July 17, 2018

by lesser of 2 eviles June 16, 2023

Anyone who hangs out at quick check because they have nothing better to to do with there life. They usually smoke cigarettes and marijuana. Quick check gave up so they stopped calling the cops on these queers so yeah don't become of them
by Roberto elinda June 28, 2017

“ I heard jordyn was talking shit”
If she doesn’t shut the fuck I’ll check him
I’m gonna check that foo over there he was hitting on my sister
If she doesn’t shut the fuck I’ll check him
I’m gonna check that foo over there he was hitting on my sister
by orphankiller October 22, 2019

by Unknownkidb July 5, 2021
