Where a gal promises to "pay" you for a favor by spreading her legs for you afterwards, but then unexpectedly insists that you wear a condom, which of course drastically reduces the pleasure of the act and thus largely negates any true value of said "payment".
Any time that a "willing" chick offers me sex in exchange for my assistance, I always make sure to first ask her if she's gonna let me "do it bareback" before I decide whether or not to bust my ass for her --- oh, I might still help her out even if she wants me to use protection, of course, but I still like to know what I'll be actually getting out of da deal --- I've gotten too many rubber checks in da past!
by QuacksO September 9, 2018
Get the rubber checkmug. Taken from the times miners had a Canary down in the mine shafts to detect deadly gasses, this is a check of a toilet after destroying it with your bodily waste to make sure it's clear.
by Sir_Rutto September 10, 2019
Get the canary checkmug. Venmo for old people
Charlie who is 70 gave his grandson a paper check for $50 for this birthday. His grandson asked, grandma what is this? He replied this is like Venmo but for old people.
by Nato1029 December 15, 2019
Get the Checkmug. He is either going to get by or he is going to see the big concert in the sky. Right after his Seattle Sound Check.
by Xero Danger February 22, 2025
Get the Seattle Sound Checkmug. When a Craigslist doctor sets up an appointment with you in his garage, hotel room, etc and insists on performing multiple digital rectal exams/prostate checks within a single "appointment."
I set up an appointment with Dr. Nick to get my medical marijuana card, but he insisted on Czech checking me before he'd authorize it.
by Daodalus December 5, 2017
Get the Czech checkmug. (to be) check up in the docter
\çək āp in dā daktēr\
idiom. Guaranteeing your last x years which is stated by Rejab Mohamad Wali aka full face of Kurdistan.
\çək āp in dā daktēr\
idiom. Guaranteeing your last x years which is stated by Rejab Mohamad Wali aka full face of Kurdistan.
"You have two yils. After this you pass away. Better you go check up in the docter."
-Rejab Mohamad Wali
-Rejab Mohamad Wali
by lastivchin October 17, 2021
Get the check up in the doctermug. When another man points out a piece of food and/or thick sauce on another mans face. Usually around the lips.
Alex walks in with a bit of ranch on his lips
Bill, "Sperm Check."
*Alex quickly wipes ranch from lips*
Bill, "Sperm Check."
*Alex quickly wipes ranch from lips*
by tittysprinklers December 1, 2013
Get the sperm checkmug.