Turkey-blasted

The action of dropping the toilet breaking, body shaking, earth quaking dookeridoo that inevitably follows Thanksgiving dinner.

"Don't worry, Joe, eat as much as you can! I bought a bulk pack of extra soft TP to help avoid any anal fissures once we're all turkey-blasted." said Janice before beginning the annual family Thanksgiving dinning experience.

by KarensRntUs September 15, 2020

Tech Turkey

A person who does not have, use, or know how to use, phone apps.

Don't be such a tech turkey. Download some apps on your phone!

by JayBuck September 12, 2016

Turkey

turkey refers to someone having a large behind/buttocks, this originated from the state of Minnesota from a small high school named (Hiawatha).

“Damn she got a turkey”
"her ass got turkey"
"that's turkey"
or after someone walks past with a big butt you would say "turkey" in any exaggeration that’s needed.

by WORD_GOONER April 23, 2025

turkey whipped

One who has a fetish for eating ass with hemorrhoids and or licking up dingleberries.

Hell nah nigga you turkey whipped

by Phonyassshaggy July 12, 2024

Turkey Taint

That one red dangly thing on a turkeys neck.

"Yo did you see that jiggly turkey taint???"
"wtf"

by adsfghhnj January 2, 2022

Turkey

Goble Goble 🦃

Jeff: Look at that thick turkey goble goble

by WFYUtn March 20, 2023

Thanksgiving turkey

a prostitute, a ho who loves gobbling up nuts & loves getting stuffed

is that katrina yeah she's a thanksgiving turkey loves gobbling nuts up & getting stuffed

by Timothy m mendes November 21, 2019