wheat-and-rye-bread sandwich-hand-clasp

Refers to where two mushy-hearted guys wif "different-but-delightful" personalities tenderly cradle a cute chick's ten slender digits between each of theirs at da same time --- i.e., one nice fellow affectionately interlaces his fingers palm-to-palm wif da girl's, and then da other pleasant-mannered dude lays his own hands against da backs of said sweet blinky-eyed damsel's hands and softly folds his own fingers into da mix, as well. Extra points if said two gentle-natured male admirers "split da softness" --- i.e., rather than one fellow's "hogging" both of da girl's warm velvety palms so dat da other guy only gets to touch da backs of her hands, each dude takes one palm and one back of da girl's hands when initially grasping them, so dat both guys get an equal share of "palming" and "spooning".

Employing da wheat-and-rye-bread sandwich-hand-clasp is indeed super-pleasant and satisfying, but you can get even more creative than that... why not try da "poppy-seed-bun hand-clasp" --- i.e., where ya share da girl's hands wif a freckled dude --- or a "wheat-and-Pumpernickel-bread sandwich-hand-clasp", which involves letting an African-American hunk share a little squeezy fingers-'n'-palms fun wif said smiling sweetie-pie, also.

by QuacksO February 23, 2025

Teleported Bread

That sneaky little bread that soldier teleported from Team Fortress 2.

That Teleported Bread is a goner!

by SoldierTF2 September 22, 2023

Get That Bread

A phrase used by the ToastPunk NFT community to grind, to build value and to earn crypto.

Time to sweep the floor and get that bread ser.

by AliGToast May 16, 2022

Banana bread recipe

1) A list of actions and ingredients needed to make banana bread

2) A way of speaking and communicating to your friends in a funny way

1) Ex.
Martha needed the banana bread recipe to make her first ever banana bread.

2) Ex.
Elly always speaks to Ellie in banana bread recipe when she is feeling happy.

by chadeesa July 20, 2024

Baking Bread

In reference to a woman having a yeast infection

"Sorry, we can't have sex tonight, I'm baking bread down there."

by Timmy Gumdrops January 6, 2017

bread

this term would be used when referring to oneself. when feeling or looking rubbish.

feeling like bread.

looking like bread.

by unbuttered seeded loaf July 27, 2024

Bread bread

The expression when you taste more of the bread in a sandwich than you do the filling

Hey man that sandwich is awesome it’s made with proper bread bread, not a crappy wrap

by Carb_lover October 14, 2021