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A different acronym coined by Stephanie Patrick (MatPat’s wife) on a live stream is “Turtles Only Have One Tail”
AP biology test: How many tails does a turtle have?
MatPat/Stephanie: Oh no! I can’t rememeb this one...oh wait, THOT!!! Why yes of course, turtles only have one tail.
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Scientific Name: Thotisucadic

Pronounced: Thoty-succ-a-dick
Characteristics:

Always a female, unless a male undergoes intense hormone therapy and has his penis removed, because as we know possessing that which thots crave makes you immune to becoming one.

Characterized by breathing and a general sense of existence.
Nurse: DOCTOR! Take a look at this.
Doctor: *Looks at mother with despair gleaming from his eyes, as if the gates of limbo had opened before him* I'm...so sorry.
Mother: What's wrong Doctor?
Doctor: It's a baby girl and I'm sorry to say... she's breathing and as we all know, IF SHE BREATHS SHE's A THOT.
by Theonlywhitepuertorican May 25, 2018
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IZZY WALLACE, A TYPICAL THOT @ HSE HIGHSCHOOL, TYPICALLY KNOWN FOR DATING BIG BLACK GUYS WHILE BEING A TINY MIXED GIRL.
OH GODH IT ID THAT THOT IZZY WALLACE AGAIN!
by BIG BUCKS BANKS May 25, 2018
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Abbreviation for "Turtles have one tail", for the purpose of remembering that fact for an exam.
*In an exam*
*Thinking* "I wonder how many tails a turtle has...OH YES I HAVE THAT USEFUL WORD: THOT"
"OH YEAH! Turtles have one tail! EZ A+!"
by TheGreenURF April 11, 2018
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Turtles Have One Tail: A mnemonic device to help you remember how many tails turtles have.
Person 1: Oh man, I have a test on amphibian biology but I can't remember how many tails turtles have!

Person 2: Just remember thot... Turtles have one tail.
Person 1: Thanks Person 2! I'll pass this exam for sure! Also are GTLive streaming tonight?
by Zday May 25, 2018
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Turtles Have One Tail = T.H.O.T.

Created by Stephanie Patrick on Game Theory Live.
Exam Question: How many tails do turtles have?
Thought: Thot, turtles have one tail.
Professor after: 100%
by YiffingHard May 26, 2018
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