Out-Assed

When one is comparing asses and the other has a bigger ass

"She out-assed you, hers is bigger"

by Patata Picante December 11, 2016

Goofy Ass Dog

Homie who made a bad joke and everyone went quiet

Guy: What's up guys, you lovely girls

Boy: what

Guy: I got bitches on me

Boy: you goofy ass dog, shut up

by lordyrei December 12, 2024

bum ass kid

1. General dude who is greedy, untrustworthy, ungrateful, lazy and just a bum in general. Would rather buy a bag of chips and dew and play C.O.D. all day then to actually work.

2. Teenager between the age of 15-18. Generally only hangs with you to smoke your bud or your cigs and never gets you back.

Jamal: "Aye bruh can I get a 20 for food yo? I'll pay you back brooo I swear."

Labron: "Hell nah cuz, fuck out here with that shit, you bum ass kid."

by PhatDoinkSmoker420 December 6, 2018

Picard your ass

Suggesting or imply through subliminal messages that one of your friends should get a kitten like Data from Star Trek the Next Generation until they finally ask you if they should get one without their significant other knowing and you reply with, “make it so.”

Molly said, “make it so” when her friend Erika asked if she should get a kitten without asking her husband Jake. Mike then told Jake that Molly, “Picard your ass”

by Ok2cool September 27, 2021

Goose Ass Bitch

someone who is, in fact, a goose ass bitch
(quinton is the ceo of goose ass bitch)

me: omfg you’re such a goose ass bitch
quinton: damn ight

by cerberux_ March 17, 2020

ass●ist

1. A male or female who idolizes, worships, or covets the ass. Fondling, caressing, and holding are all forms of worship practiced by an ass●ist.
2. A male or female who practices ass●ism.

There is no ass that does not interest a true ass●ist.
Not to be confused with the ass man: Where the ass man sees the ass as a plaything, the true ass●ist considers the ass with reverence.

by Galaxy_Flower September 13, 2023

ASS

you

you are a ass

by MonkMan1904 November 27, 2018