National goth girl day

December 3rd is the day we celebrate the big titty goth bitches and the big booty fishnet goth girls

“Cannot wait til December 3rd”
“Why?”
“It’s national goth girl day for the big titty goth gfs!”

by Supersaiyansatan November 1, 2021

National Gyat Day

National Gyat Day is celebrated on February 4th of every year. This day is to celebrate all the big booty baddies. You have your fun and RESPECTFULLY say gyat to someone you see, stay bootylicous !

Aliyah:OHHH IS ITS FEBRUARY 4TH?
James: yes? why are you so excited?
Aliyah:ITS NATIONAL GYAT DAY

by bootymasterrrrrrrrr January 16, 2024

National Simp Day

National Simp Day takes place on the 6th April of each year.
On this day, you show your appreciation for your simps by being kind to them and briefly listening to their problems. This holiday is in honor of all the emotional labor simps perform

Person 1: "Hey, how are you celebrating National Simp Day?"
Person 2: "I bought all my simps a locket with my photo in it!"

by xXx_Rawr_Baby_xXx April 6, 2021

International Tuck-In-Your-Shirt Day

Celebrated in memory of Emperor Kameyama of Japan on the 4th of October every year. Everyone must tuck in their shirts today.

Hey, Today is International Tuck-In-Your-Shirt Day, tuck in your shirts!

by Destroytion October 3, 2022

national fiancé day

on september 4th is national fiancé day
get your fiancé something nice

It’s national fiancé day

by imchylersexual August 13, 2023

Ask for nudes day

Feb 13 national ask for nudes day where u can ask for nudes and no one can say no

Me:Can u send?
Gf:what no why
Me:it’s national ask for nudes day
Gf:oh oki<3

by Pussy fucker 68+1 February 12, 2022

lonely hearts day

Lonely hearts day is the day before valentine’s day (february 13th). On this day we all come together to realize valentine’s day is the day after in which we get to watch everyone’s happy valentine’s with their mediocre chocolates and remember no one will be buying us chocolate anytime soon. Not to be confused with broken hearts day which is the day after (february 15th) .

happy person in loving relationship: I can’t wait to celebrate Valentine’s day!

the rest of us: lol can’t relate i’ll be crying in the corner on lonely hearts day.

by averyhappyboy September 2, 2018