Grab Ass Day

Wednesday, May 1st is grab ass day. Grab ass day is every month. Be prepared!

“Why did you grab my ass?!?”
“It’s grab ass day!”

by LittleMars3 April 30, 2019

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Swamp Ass

When your ass sweats so much it becomes a viable option for Shrek to relocate to.

"Did you see his swamp ass?"
"No."
"He had swamp ass, and I want to eat it."

by 4rri July 16, 2019

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1. (noun) Unit of measure describing an embarrassingly weak effort. 500 milli-ass = half-ass.
2. (adj) When you can't even be bothered to half-ass.
3. (verb) Doing a job at much below half-ass performance.

I put maybe 4 milli-ass of effort into finishing that report, but Hey, it's done!
Chloe did a milli-ass job of cleaning the kitchen. It's still disgusting.
John's been milli-assing it at work all week.

by david Somers July 7, 2016

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