National smack the shit outta ur bf/gf ass

Smack ur bf/gf ASSS so hard make it red and they can't say no

You:Yo yk what today is babe
Bf/gf:What
You: National smack the shit outta ur bf/gf ass so guess what's "SMACKS ASS HARD"
Gf/bf:ouch that hurt babe

by Strangerbooty August 26, 2022

Bite ass day

On October 7th any guy can go over to any girl and bite her ass hard and they can’t say anything about it !

Hey babe! Its Bite Ass Day, I like your butt cheeks, they look juicy

*bites down hard on her ass*

by User123;4 October 3, 2020

National ass shaking day

The one day a year when anyone can shake some ass and not get called a whore!!! So have a great day and shake some ass!

Charli: ADDISON It’s national ass shaking day! You know what that means!

Addison: *starts shaking ass*

by Sofiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. December 12, 2020

Shitty ass picture

Its like a really ugly picture or bad quality

Its a shitty ass picture

by Idkmanwtfisdisss October 11, 2018

slap ass day

janurary 4th is the slap ass day

where anyone needs to slap their partner's or crush's ass

SO: "hey why did you slap my ass?"
You: "it's slap ass day"

by Naku :3 January 2, 2023

Ass Blunts

The tiny, rolled up pieces of toilet paper left behind after wiping your ass. Most commonly found the toilet seat or bathroom floor.
(Tiny joint shaped toilet paper)

I asked you to clean the bathroom but you didn’t clean the ass blunts under the toilet seat.

by Nay-Nay May 30, 2022

butter their ass

To excessively stoke someone's ego to nausea.

I thanked them once already, what do you want me to do, butter their ass.

by Ol_B October 10, 2013