Ass-tray

An Ass-tray is an Avoidable Shit Show That Requires Action Yesterday. Sometimes the words Emergency and Urgent don't quite fit right for things that are urgent to fix now but that we won't see the results of for decades. Ass-tray fits perfectly.
AKA: A tray of ass.

Dude, climate change is such an Ass-tray. Why didn't they just fix it when they found out, rather than pretending it isn't happening?
Jack, these boomers are handing our ass to us on a tray, we need to get them voted out.

by Rumplestiltskino December 9, 2019

retarded ass nigga

black guy who is an extreme dumbass

that guy is such a fucking retarded ass nigga

by the cockinator 69420 wow July 17, 2025

skillet ass

Having a large flat ass resembling a skillet! Usually contributed to sitting on your ass all day!

Man! Carol has one hell of a skillet ass!
She could cook on it!

by Madness18 May 17, 2018

National send ass pictures

If you love your girlfriend, then you surely do love her ass too. If she loves you she will send you a picture of her ass.

William: Hey do you know what day it is.
Emma: What day is it?
William: it's national send ass pictures

by Sir Timothy February 23, 2025

Ass bigat

When your boyfriend is a douche but he doesn’t like the word douche. So you substitute it.

Wow, that frat boy is such an ass bigat for wearing those salmon pants and boat shoes.

by Yogirlayy October 28, 2017

Ass

Why the fuck are you searching my ass??? You fucking perv!!!

I still don’t know WHY THE FUCK YOU SEARCHED UP ASS YOU FUCKING PERVERT!!!

by Royal bean October 28, 2020

national ass pic day

yo may 15th is national ass pic day
send an ass pic to you significant other to receive one back

girl #1: yo it’s national ass pic day, i should definitely send my gf an ass pic.
girl #2: i hear if you send an ass pic you receive one back

by imgayandilikefrogs May 14, 2022