by Yobiii January 29, 2019
Get the Nadim gay assmug. by Hail the Sun August 3, 2017
Get the throw assmug. 
Ass grapes happen when you sit down too long playing some shit or just sitting down for a long period if time this usually effects gamers ass grapes are painful but make quite a good joke. ASS GRAPES ARE EDIBLE QND ARE GOOD ON TOAST
"Hey i heard you got ass grapes dude push them out so we can put some on some toast and they must hurt alot bro"
by Blablagurl December 8, 2020
Get the Ass grapesmug. by AlejandroTrafico67 April 3, 2025
Get the Broke Bust Assmug. Used when someone is being too intense, irritable, combative, or distracted and they need to relax. It means that they need to get laid and stop annoying everyone else because they have not been able to release their sexual frustration. They need to join the "real world" by benefiting from having sex.
It is a play on words with "touch grass" having a similar meaning but with a sexual emphasis.
It is a play on words with "touch grass" having a similar meaning but with a sexual emphasis.
You haven't stopped talking about Settlers of Catan all day. You need to go touch ass.
My ex won't stop bugging me and trying to make my life hell. She needs a new boyfriend so she can touch ass and get off my back.
My ex won't stop bugging me and trying to make my life hell. She needs a new boyfriend so she can touch ass and get off my back.
by Oolated Squiggs February 6, 2025
Get the touch assmug. A phrase meaning rough/intense anal sex, usu. itha woman. Used by men to describe the act of bending a woman over, and ramming her up
the ass really really hard.
OR
Nightclub anal rape, not usually seen in America, more of a Bangkok, Thailand thing.
the ass really really hard.
OR
Nightclub anal rape, not usually seen in America, more of a Bangkok, Thailand thing.
Johnny: Nigga, I was whompin' on dat ass fo' like 25 minutes then I busted up in her face like BAYUM.
Tyrone: Damn nigga you best secure that shit and get that bitch a ring if she lets you whomp that ass like that.
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Johnny: Nigga I just whipped my cock out at the club and started whompin' on that asshole like it wasn't shit.
Tyrone(through the glass): Nigga you dumb as shit I ain't fuckin' bailin' you outta this shit next time. Fuckin' dumb ass bitch I'm gonna fuck yo' girl.
Tyrone: Damn nigga you best secure that shit and get that bitch a ring if she lets you whomp that ass like that.
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Johnny: Nigga I just whipped my cock out at the club and started whompin' on that asshole like it wasn't shit.
Tyrone(through the glass): Nigga you dumb as shit I ain't fuckin' bailin' you outta this shit next time. Fuckin' dumb ass bitch I'm gonna fuck yo' girl.
by LeRoy Tastycakes McBiggums July 22, 2012
Get the Whompin' on that assmug.