Dirty Christopher

When you staple your balls to a Christmas tree in an old folk’s home and shout “CHRISTMAS IS COMING” every 25 minutes

Named after the legendary Christopher Forde

“Did you hear he did a Dirty Christopher last night?”

by fhddhffjdfh November 20, 2024

Dirty Josh

When you let your girlfriend tie you on a leash like a dog and walk you through public spaces while you bark like a dog

“Did you see they did a Dirty Josh earlier?”

by fhddhffjdfh November 20, 2024

Dirty Conor

When you do 360 spins while naked so you’re balls are spinning as well, while screaming “I CAME IN LIKE A WREAKING BALLLLLL”

“Did you see he did a Dirty Conor earlier?”

by fhddhffjdfh November 20, 2024

Dirty Stephen

Imagine a Dirty, DIRTY little British boy. His teeth are rotting from the crumpets and the tea. He sailed across the smelly smelly sea, eventually arriving at University. He stank up the books. He stank up the pavement. He even stank up the LC basement. He stunk so bad he scared the skunk. He stunk so bad he stank himself drunk. So drunk off his stink you think he might shower. Without suds and soaps, for days on end, Stephen eventually went sour. He scared off the ladies. He scared off the hoes. He even scared off the rancid gym bros. Stephen asked to play chess. expecting a yes, his stench sent James off in a scurry.

Daughter: Daddy, I want a Dirty Stephen for Christmas
Daddy: No, you don't sweetie. He's a stinky little boy.

by Joey McGarry November 20, 2024

dirty dinosaur day

the act of playing with dinosaur toys in a sexual way

guys get your dinosaur toys its dirty dinosaur day

by loveyourself88 November 21, 2024

Dirty Shartini

Is when a guy bangs some spoiled snobby bitches ass and blows his load in her butthole. Immediately after she takes a Martini glass and cum farts in the glass until she accidentally shits out the cum out.

Jahmeir was banging Melissa’s asshole the other night, as Jahmeir creampied her butthole, Melissa grabbed the Martini Glass off the night stand and proceeded to shake up a Dirty Shartini for Jahmeir.

by Va Jay Jay Sinz November 22, 2024

dirty roman

when a man has sex with five strippers at once

I had a dirty roman last night.

by bob-the best November 23, 2024