Bottle Dick

Bottle Dick is an 11 chapter gay fanfiction made-canon about a popular scientist known for his intelligence and capabilities, who compulsively got his penis stuck inside of an Aquafina brand water bottle

"Why the fuck are you drinking Aquafina, do you not remember bottle dick?!"

by ess sie deez June 7, 2022

Beckham Dick

When your Dick is hard and it curves.

I have a Beckham Dick so I always hit the G spot.

by ElMeroCabron September 1, 2022

Dick Koozie

A woman whose sole purpose is to hold dicks and keep them at the appropriate temperature, much like a beer Koozie, only this is meant to maintain warmth.

Paris Hilton is a real Dick Koozie.

by Broken Drifter September 6, 2020

Big Dick Medo

Big Dick Medo also known as 5 inch without stopping, is a person with a GIANT glizzy, that nigga is packin 5 inches and even Johnny Sins is scared when he sees his glizzy.

Big Dick Medo gave me his candy bar last night.

by 5+ packin April 25, 2021

vacation dick

A dick that is extremely hard to take daily but is used as a stress reliever

I really need that vacation dick

by Jish June 13, 2016

Dick Tick

When his dick taps you in the back while he is sleeping or without his knowledge and follow through.

His dick tick kept me up all night. No satisfaction for me while he snored peacefully.

by We’ve all been there. December 19, 2022

Dick schein

Is a person who is such a looser, that he does not know that everyone thinks he's a joke! Also a sad little person, who does juvenile things to get back at people but instead just hurts him self. Also a person who can't get laid, leaves a bruise on his penis from too much masturbation.

Do you know that guy Kendal? Yeah, he lies about everything and tries to pretend he knows everything. What a dick schein

by nosa74 October 31, 2009