Small dick

Ur not really equipped correctly to please a woman

Uve got a small dick

by Idkwhattoputlol December 20, 2021

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Dick

a peen

i have a big dick

by mrbeast5000 May 23, 2019

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Short for Richard, somehow. Used as a term for the male genitalia along with other names (schlong, penis, cock, anaconda, snake, sausage, etc.) Also used as aninsult to express how someone is an asshole or mean person. Dick can sometimes be misused or taken out of context when used, usually mistaken for the term relating to the male genitalia.

1. (Name) "Dude, yesterday Dick asked out Alexa and she turned him down!"
2. (Male Genitals) "Lynn, I heard your ex boyfriend has a big dick; is he still single?"
3. (Insult) "Oh my god! Mark is such a dick, he threw away all my shit!"

by ClicheMemeWithACrappyPicture March 28, 2017

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Landen’s dick size

A male human with the name/nickname of “Landen” has a dick size of approximately 1.74 inches, according to an Oxford University study.

Hey look at that fuckboy Landen over there! Landen’s dick size of 1.74 inches. What a faggot!

by Yung Diarrhea April 27, 2022

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Spleen Dick

When you try to have sex with a former pretty girl whose appearance has drastically changed and your dick hides behind your spleen and won't come out.

Did you see her on Facebook? Used to be a hottie and now she just spleen dicked me.

by SpleendickUSA June 25, 2025

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