lazer shark dick

noen: the plasma gun the you can get in every "doom" game that is playable.

"hey look the doom guy just picked up the lazer shark dick."

by NexusGaming May 30, 2017

Henry’s dick

It’s 69.420 inches long. Way longer than Tootymcbootys

Henry’s Dick is so big

by Glizzysucker69 June 12, 2022

Cheese Dick

A cheese dick is a super gross uncircumcised penis that hasn’t been washed in a long ass time. It gets crusty and gross under the foreskin.

Girlfriend: you better not have cheese dick

Guy: don’t worry, I washed it today

by Benis36 March 10, 2019

Dick For Danfoss

When you have no spares onboard and Dave the Lecky offers to suck you off, with his eyes closed.

Dave "Hey tom this splined shaft in the Danfoss KFR unit needs replaced but we have no spares "
Tom " Get on your knees you piece of shit and close your eyes its dick for danfoss time "

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

Goon dick

Ignorant ass person

My brother in law is a goon dick son of a bitch.

by pintail75 May 8, 2018

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by John.cena July 14, 2021