Uneven Ass

A condition when you sit in the back of a full car and the seats lift one cheek higher than the other creating discomfort.

Guys! I fucking have Uneven Ass can we switch seats?

by Professional3rdWheeler April 04, 2022

Teetle ass

A disease that affects the anus and surrounding tissue, enlarging the tissue around the anus

Dude my mom is so thick, I think she’s got teetle ass.

by Realactualhuman December 20, 2020

Agricultural ass rape

When a man forcibly has a pinecone, corn cob, or other rough, plantlike object shoved up his anus in a form of sexual pleasure. Often associated with bondage.

Thomas: My ass is really sore...
Jack: Why? I thought you went home with that lovely Sheridan last night?
Thomas: Ya. But things got a little freaky. The agricultural ass rape went a little too far.

by ttarler June 18, 2011

ass rabbit

1) Someone who jumps on other people's asses like a rabbit.
2) An asshole who just can't let it go

Daniel just won't get shut up about it. He is such an ass rabbit.

by Laughing-London October 18, 2018

guicci yo ass

To kill someone and get away with it .Guicci yo Ass

Try to take my chain I'm go Guicci yo ass.

by Ill Smitty April 06, 2018

Sick Ass

Anna but also frequently slays and purrs

Yo Anna is one sick ass foo

by Beidnfifnrkrb July 02, 2022

Vag-Ass

When the trauma of childbirth results in the merging of your vag and your ass. In other words when the gooch is removed the vag and ass unite.

This baby tore me a vag-ass.

Girl, his dick was so big it tore me a vag-ass.

by RaiLind September 22, 2020