Dumpster Dick

The male side to a "dick dumpster" or a "cum dumpster".

A very promiscuous male who frequent the local " cum dumpster" depository.

His dick will stink of the many dumpster dives he has done.

Karen the cum dumpster took in a nother donation from Mike; he is one big dumpster diving dumpster dick.

by April 09, 2023

condensed dick

When your dick is not big, but it has hella mass.

-Daaaaaaaaaamn, he got a condensed dick, it made me cum in like 2 minutes.

by blackyniggerface December 05, 2016

E.Coli dick

When a man enters a female without a condom. And ejaculates into her which throws her ph balance off.

“Toby nutted in me and I asked him not to... now my ph balance is off.. he gave me E.coli dick.”

by Liacomeagain November 01, 2019

Dick hurt

When your dick hurts a lot, like so much it feels like you just banged your friends mom, or like you just banged a pine cone wall either one works.

Omg I’m so dick hurt right now.

by Ashbo 94 April 15, 2020

Dick Hurt

Attempting to sell something in a strong or offensive way.

How did she get so much for that house? She must have given them the dick hurt!

by NebulaM42 January 04, 2024

dick n slide

The act of putting many buckets of cum onto a tarp and using it as a slip N slide for your whole family.

What do you have planned for the party?
I've got a serious dick N slide ready.

by BillyBobJoeBobjr. January 01, 2017

Shrimp noodles=Shrimp dick

if you eat shrimp noodles you 100% of the time have a shrimp dick

Girl: You eat shrimp noodles?

Boy: Yes? Why?

Girl: LMAOOOO HAHAHAHA YOU HAVE A SHRIMP DICK!!! Shrimp noodles=Shrimp dick

by YourLocalDoorKnobber69 August 13, 2022