Dirty Sock Surprise

Same as a normal sock surprise, however, it is done with a used sock and going commando. The resulting odor can be used as either an aphrodisiac or as a way to disorientate your new friend.
guy 1: Did you pull off that sock surprise last night?
guy 2: You bet!...but I did a dirty sock surprise. As soon as I pulled that magic out and she caught a whiff, it was as if candles lit the room and kenny g played played a single breath solo...she didn't care about the size of my penis anymore, love was in the air!
by james_m October 30, 2014
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dirty Najm

The beautiful one who’s always on point and never dirty.
by Urbandictionary 1 July 05, 2023
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Dirty tonometer

The sexual act of farting directly in someone's eye. (Tonometer is the tool used by eye doctors to test for glaucoma by emitting a puff of air on the ocular surface)
"I got pink eye. I bet it was from when that bitch gave me a dirty tonometer."
by inCozNito September 22, 2017
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Dirty Twan

Having sex with a rise of kingdoms boydpillow
I saw him doing a Dirty Twan!
by B2igay March 14, 2023
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Dirty Schlaechter

A filthy move in hockey done by a very old hockey player in the locker room, mostly to cause the team to look away in disgust. Commonly sprizting is involved.
Can you believe John did the Dirty Schlaechter in the locker room? I thought I was going to puke!
by Britwell42 November 23, 2021
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dirty peityn

The thickest girl you’ve ever seen her gyat is massive and she happens to be the best person in the world
Have you seen dirty peityn she has the best gyat
by Iheartagent00 August 10, 2023
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dirty keldin

When you have sexual intercourse and then hit the bitch like you’re in GTA.
Dude I heard you pulled a Dirty Keldin last night!
by BubbyBoi69 April 16, 2020
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