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ass crack of egypt

My friend told me he lives in Peoria and I told him DAMN you live in the ass crack of egypt
by Kkkkkkaaaarrrrrrgggg November 11, 2021
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ass walking

when a man's ass bounces as he walks
person #1: I was ass walking the other day
person #2: Lucky, I wish I could ass walk
person #1: You'll get there someday
by arstspellinganddefinitions October 4, 2021
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ass-sassing

Refers to da sarcastic expressing of one's lack of respect for a particular fellow human by either braying like a donkey or mooning him.
An "ultimate" or "deluxe" form of ass-sassing someone would be if you are able to "train" your sphincter --- i.e., learn to precisely tighten or relax your butt-muscles during flatulence to make your farts "toot" at different pitches --- to hee-haw; that way, you can both drop your pants in da direction of whomever you are ridiculing AND give him a nice loud raspy-raucous "mule-whinney" at da same time.
by QuacksO April 1, 2020
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Slap ass day

The day of when you can slap a girls ass without any consequences.
Yo chad did you know it was national slap ass day?
No I didn’t brad! That’s sick
by Yummy penis September 30, 2019
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ass

by thatonguy4683 December 8, 2021
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Ass level

LOTS OF IT.
THEY GET ASS LEVEL LIKES HELP
by Ur.SUPER.GAYYY February 20, 2022
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Shia Cute ass

Shia so cute but sometimes he can be a lil bit suspect but Shia is cute so it weighs off and he pulls the sexiest girls
by Big cel December 11, 2021
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