Dick

something ya mom sucks

"Yo your mom always sucks my dick, soon imma be your step dad. So start calling me daddy"
"Dude, stop fucking my mom"

by yamomsucksme August 30, 2021

Dick Slicer

A mechanism, commonly utilized in society to chop the cock and balls off of a notorious, often dangerous and vial human being.

"That nigga just got sent to the Dick Slicer for committing heinous crimes."
"We just arrested some poor guy with plans to test the Dick Slicer on him."

by DickSlicer August 30, 2021

Mehsins Dick

Small

Mehsins Dick

by Idkausername69 August 31, 2021

National Grab Dick Day

September 2nd is a day where the females and only the females can grab ur dick so cover it up.

Me:What day is it
Her:National grab dick day

by Sheluvyolo September 1, 2021

Dick Cage

a cage used to trap the dick, normally used in sex

time for the dick cage

by Slovenia Mapping September 4, 2021

computer dick

a fat guy (me) that sits at his computer all day and plays fivem and jerks off belle delphine

look at that computer dick ewww why does it bend that far

by wocky nuts masta May 13, 2021

Dick on desk

Metaphorical representation of the abruptly quitting of one's job. When you quit, you slam your dick on your boss's desk, tell him/her you're done, then abruptly leave. Sometimes referred to as Cock on Mahogany.

Ronald from accounting went into the CFO's office and did a Dick on Desk earlier this morning! He has been mistreated by management for years,

by de la May 13, 2021