(epigraph) AKA “Holden’s Law” is when bad timing, a lack of patience, or a combination of the two result in a conflict of which dealer to buy from.
The most common example of William Holden’s Law is When your regular guy hasn’t gotten back to you in like, an hour, so you text your other guy you reach out to only when your regular is out of town, and you know his stuffs not as good, but your desperate as fuck so you say “sure”.
They respond instantly and say “come on through”, but as soon as your on the way out the door, your regular homie says “I’ll be home in 5, come on by”.
They respond instantly and say “come on through”, but as soon as your on the way out the door, your regular homie says “I’ll be home in 5, come on by”.
by PootMcToots October 15, 2021
Get the William Holden’s Lawmug. a boy with a beautiful soul and a kind heart. He is an only child who loves his parents. His basketball skills are absolutely insane.
by Its@secretshh September 2, 2025
Get the Williammug. An idiot always ruining the mood. Always plays fortnite since he doesn’t know what grass is. He thinks he’s cool but is actually everyone’s bitch
by ThisNerdSway April 7, 2022
Get the Williammug. A producer for Kanye West, Jay-Z and some other famous artists. Known for playing his producer tag on every single Kanye West unreleased song leak.
by saulposting March 17, 2023
Get the Hype Williamsmug. Cutest and sexiest semi red head. Hes is my LateNIightBootyCall and I am his BoobooBear. We have a friendship along the lines of homosexuality yet we aren't gay one bit and love pussy very much. Will loves to steal alcohol or anything hes kinda a clepto, but that makes him all the more sexy.
by Izikiel October 17, 2021
Get the William Michealmug. An amazing a livable person. Will always be there for you when you need, and is a great hugger and cuddle buddy.
I will forever love them. (SADLY THEY ARE TAKEN!)😭 ANYWAYSSSSS
I will forever love them. (SADLY THEY ARE TAKEN!)😭 ANYWAYSSSSS
William is amazing.
by Dino7034 June 6, 2022
Get the Williammug. he's so sweet and romantic. one of the best things about him is his laugh and how he's such a gentleman. he's the type of boyfriend to open doors for you, surprise you with flowers, and give you lots of love. how do i know this? BECAUSE IM DATING A WILLIAM. he'd walk into a room and immediatley make EVERYONE fall in love with him by his kindness and respect.
by fart princess June 5, 2022
Get the Williammug.