A smexy handsome old man with long brown hair. He is tall and catches all the ladies attention. He is a very attractive man and some may say he's dirty man who likes to have flirty fun and eats eggs and stamped on miss lords head and she cried for days. She only wanted that handsome man in her bed for one night.
by Riddle riddy December 22, 2020
Get the Mr woodmug. frat ya
1: "Are you really going to brush your teeth with a lit cigarette?"
2: "yea I'm just gonna pull a wade wood"
2: "yea I'm just gonna pull a wade wood"
by dickleweed April 2, 2014
Get the wade woodmug. by Wood wood pecker the second February 4, 2024
Get the Winter woodmug. by TootyFruities June 5, 2020
Get the butch woodmug. by BONERBOY3000 May 5, 2021
Get the Ashley Woodmug. Bro 1: Yea that girl I hooked up with last night was a witch of the wood
Bro 2: I still get no bitches.
Bro 2: I still get no bitches.
by Devious_Spaghet March 22, 2022
Get the witch of the woodmug. A game typically played when atleast 3 or more people engages in a sexually motivated game where two or more “gropers” are released into a pitch black room filled with many men (penis is required to participate) with their wood pointing to the ceiling (being erect isn’t required but greatly encouraged). The gropers must then go round and grab one or more players penis and give a slight tug. Once this task has been successfully completed gropers must regroup at the door of the room and switch on the light, then the gropees must try correctly guess their groper and if they do will be rewarded with taking their place as a groper.
by Dufffyy December 27, 2023
Get the heads down woods upmug.