toilet math

Flushing the toilet while you sit on it because you sink. Commonly used as a joke, being told to add and subtract while in the toilet taking a dump.

Hey Steve... do your toilet math.

Robert: Hey Mike, add and subtract... add and subtract...
Mike: What?

Robert: Add a little water, subtract everything else.

by Nightshade00013 November 6, 2021

litty titty toilet

an expression of how good or thurl a person, place, or thing is

“Mom my dentist hurt my mouth”
“So the dentist wasnt litty titty toilet?”

by jess.leeannn June 18, 2024

toilet paper

in this corona pandemic, it is nowhere to be seen

WHERE IS ALL THE TOILET PAPER!?!?!?

"because when you get coronavirus, you suddenly crave toilet paper"

by opeaii March 22, 2020

Toilet Dweller

A racial slur used towards the teenage mutant ninja turtles.

These fucking toilet dwellers keep clogging my toilet!!

by MatthewPompeepee December 2, 2021

Skibidi Toilet Lore

a series revolving around an endless war between toilets and hardware heads. The series develops through the toilets and the hardware heads teaming up to battle a new and powerful enemy; the Astro Toilets. The series is still ongoing.

Person: Yo skibidi toilet lore is crazy
Person2: Nah dah shit nonexistent

by DefinerDefender December 7, 2024

Cuck toilet

A toilet that is in the same space with sauna.

Do you mind if I use the cuck toilet while you're in the sauna?

by Sanastojeesus May 1, 2025

Skibidi Toilet Spam Lyrics

Skibid toilet lyrics

Skibidi Toilet Spam Lyrics

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by James R. Crowe March 22, 2024