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old man willy

by bestie_samaira May 22, 2022
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Old man dip

When you're using the toilet, and your balls suddenly touch the surface of the water.
Ben frantically searched for the clorox bleach wipes after experiencing the old man dip in a public restroom.
by djdole July 20, 2018
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unfortunate old fashion

When a girl gives you a hand job, while simultaneously turning away to puke, and continues to fondle your weiner aggressively.
"Brianna gave me an unfortunate old fashion in the back seat of a car ride home. Bitch left me blue balled and half of the car covered in chunks lol!"
by M.T.MyLoad September 4, 2016
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Smoking old spice

When someone hides their vape in their armpit in an establishment that doesn’t allow smoking.
My boy was smoking old spice in that hipster bar.
by Lifehacks79 February 1, 2020
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The Old Tennessee Switcheroo

When you convince someone that you agree with their viewpoint, only to subsequently renege and disparage their viewpoint afterwards.
Pavin: I agree, this presidential election was the most divisive
Corbin: Thank you...
Pavin: I was just kidding that's retarded
Corbin: But…
Pavin: Pulled the old Tennessee switcheroo, classic!
by HoseyMoreLikePosey December 2, 2016
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Old man fart

A fart that smells like air off shit passing through a 12 day old egg that has been sitting in the sun.
Johnny!!! You and your old man farts yah stinking cunt!
by Karen from rothwell. November 7, 2020
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frail old man

Person 1: Hey, look - its that frail old man on the TV again

Person 2: Isn't that Joe Biden?

Person 1: Exactly
by Dic Evans March 2, 2023
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