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Michael Greenwald

An immortal being who is made entirely of drugs. He cannot die of overdose and lives on drugs instead of air. His goal in his eternal life is to try every drug in existence.
"Michael Greenwald don't take those 60 pills"
"Michael Greenwald your gonna die"
"U know my boy Michael Greenwald?, that nigga cant die"
by bitchass2312 November 5, 2019
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Michael Payak

A polish boi who has a hairline that could be used to sponsor McDonalds. Also has AIDS.
Mark: Yo AJ let's go to McDonalds to make fun of Michael Payak's hairline!
by BloodyBasterd December 2, 2019
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michael jackson

a guy who ran around and yelled/sang HEHE
“hi i’m michael jackson HEHE”
by dkbxdijvdshkvxd March 13, 2020
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Michael Beakley

Absolute chad; has all the secks. likes secks. consumes secks.
by Cock Smacker69420 November 4, 2020
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Doing a Michael

Doing a Michael is a term best used when someone is doing something awfully daft.
1. "Oh no, please don't do a Michael again..."
2. (Guy jumps over two buildings 10 feet apart from each other) "Uh oh... Guess hes doing a Michael..."
3. (Opening the window in a car wash) "God damn it Kevin, don't do a Michael..."
by MikeyGaydip September 30, 2017
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kim-michael

This is one smooth operator; with a name like that everyone remembers him. The chicks are always worried about this Kim that seems to be hanging out with all the guys, but when they finally get to meet this handsome devil they start to wonder about his origins. Where could he be from? He is kind, loving, caring and has the libido of a stallion; no wonder the babes can't decide whether to call him Kim, Michael or both, because they are confused by this juxtaposition of femininity and masculinity.
His name is Kim-Michael? What was his mother thinking, I'd really like to know.
by DirndlSnatcher May 24, 2017
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Father Michael

Milo Yiannopoulos' code name for Steve Bannon.
“But you know what? I’m grateful for Father Michael. I wouldn’t give nearly such good head if it wasn’t for him,” Yiannopoulos said.
by megabrain12345 February 24, 2017
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