"Mandy was sucking me off and I blew a load over her face, then she got on top of me and rode me wild until I shot another load in her pussy - it was the best double cum I've ever had!"
by Greedy cummer January 31, 2008
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by john branson May 20, 2003
Get the cum shot mug.Cum is a lot like gremlins, in that they both turn into something totally different when they get wet. Cum gremlins are exactly what it sounds like- the clumpy, sticky stringy mess that sperm turns into when wet.
by published July 29, 2009
Get the Cum Gremlin mug.An extremely rare, but serious, medical condition. A "Cum Tooter" (or anal-seminal ejaculatory disease Also known as "ASED") is where a man ejaculates from his anus.
Only one out of every 1,265,987 (estimated) men are born with this "gift".
Only one out of every 1,265,987 (estimated) men are born with this "gift".
Jenny: Patty told me Mike was a cum tooter!
Chad: No way! I heard that was only a myth!
Jenny: It's for real! I saw it on Myth Busters!
Chad: No way! I heard that was only a myth!
Jenny: It's for real! I saw it on Myth Busters!
by MattBomb October 11, 2009
Get the Cum Tooter mug.noun: after blasting a fierce load, and if some is left to dry on the receiving person's body, a flaky, scab-like scratch-off will result.
I pulled out and blew my load all over the place! Later on that day, I saw a cum scab on that Trina's neck!!!
by IceHooker April 27, 2011
Get the cum scab mug.When you cough (for up to) days after giving head even if you havn't swallowed, you ate pre- cum. It is still kinda in your throat.
Wow, Becky! I have this slight cough I just can't get rid of! Ever since I gave Josh head! I think Im getting sick. No you dumb fuck, Its CUM COUGH!
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