goal shorts

shorts you buy that are a bit too small and your goal is to lose weight to fit in them.

"oh my god! i finally fit into my size 7 goal shorts!"

by Alice13193 April 15, 2014

Porn Shorts

A man's shorts that are loose around the thighs which, whilst the wearer is seated in a legs-parted comfortable position, allow a half-scrotum to escape from the side into plain view of those directly opposite. These shorts are often old, well worn, piss-stained and grey in colour. The escape of the nut often happens at a meal-time and could be mistaken for a rogue scotch-egg - albeit a hairy one.

For fucks sake Dad... I have brought my new girlfriend around to meet the family and you have had to go and wear your Porn Shorts. She was just talking to Grandma and has been distracted by you left nut hanging like some sick Christmas tree decoration. Those shorts need burning before any more harm is done.

by normanstanleyfletcher August 4, 2025

Jacob Short

The best frog that will ever happen to you. He eats the many bugs.

Shut up Jacob Short, you're a frog.

by GBL116 June 4, 2018

PS-GB Shorts

GaMiNg cOmEdIaNs

'treasure wars... fu…' - PS-GB Shorts

by Alvaro’s Hostage March 10, 2021

Short

When you are not tall

Yo dude you’re so short
No I’m fun sized
You’re even shorter than Tessa what do you mean

by MontgomereySallow February 15, 2020

T-Shorts

A shirt used to cover the legs

The woman showed off her legs with the T-Shorts
"These T-Shorts are really big!"

by poops of the chicken July 12, 2016

dickie shorts

footy shorts, ones where you might see the tip of someone's penis hanging out

Harry's meaty thighs were showing under his dickie shorts, and his crotch was bulging too.

by aussieboi42 March 21, 2025