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Anus Sausage

An Anus Sausage is when someone has a droopy anus, that of pink sock. The part on the anus that falls out when being butt-fucked too much.
Look at that man's anus! It looks like a big pink anus sausage is coming out of it!
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Sausage in a cloud

The act of filling the water tank on a toilet with Barbasol shaving cream then pooping on top of it.
Tony put a sausage in a cloud inside my toilet! Took me 30 flushes to clear it all out.
by Gmsisd January 17, 2017
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Sausage sandwich

When you wrap a slice of turkey around a penis, and a slice of ham around another penis, and insert them into the same hole.
We did a sausage sandwich during last night's threesome, and things will never be the same
by Theoneweirdassfucker September 22, 2019
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Sausage Race

A race to stuff as much penis in or around one's mouth.
"Wu Tang just witnessed his first sausage race and his face looked priceless. "
by Nags_R_us1 March 7, 2014
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Sex Sausage

Another way to describe a mans penis.
a man sent me a picture of his sex sausage and said "you want some fuk"
by nicotine whore July 14, 2020
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Sausage Hoe

1. A sausage that engages in sexual acts for monetary gain (ho refers to a human that engages in the same activity. The third international Sausage Congress officially added an e to the sausage-related noun)

2. A gardening tool made of meat

3. A strange sound abnormality
Man 1: Dude its a giant hot dog!
Man 2: No man, thats just a Sausage Hoe

Man 1: I need to agitate the soil around plants or remove weeds
Man 2: Here man, use my Sausage Hoe

Man 1: What was that? Did someone screech my name?
Man 2: No man, I didn't hear anything.
Man 3: Thats just a Sausage Hoe, dudes.
by Middle School Choir January 5, 2010
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sausage in the watermelon

I heard last night Jason put the sausage in the watermelon . He said it was good
by lele the boss August 18, 2016
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