Ring King is short for Cock Ring King. Outsiders might be mistaken and think if you’re called this it’s because you’re the king of UFC fighters, but insiders know it’s because someone gave you a cock ring and you mistook it for a hand grip and now people will never let you live it down by deeming you the Ring King.
Diego: “Hey! What’s up, Ring King? What does this remind you of? *does circle shape with fingers* I’m in your head! You’ll never look at a donut the same.”
Ring King: “Please stop.”
Ring King: “Please stop.”
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-In the k drama she was like " I hate him " but she fell from a roof idk how and then the guy who was actually a vampire saved her . and you know the guy is soooo mysterious, he never loved anyone but the girl is of course special and unique so the fell in love, how unexpected ( he fell for her haha)!!! This is so cute why can't I find guys like this in real like.
- he is a fucking vampire. and this is k-ringe
- he is a fucking vampire. and this is k-ringe
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