purple headed mushroom cap meat sword

a slong, johnson, one-eyed monster, the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls, kong, tube steak, wang, hoo-hoo dilly, bonky, rudusrod, fuck stick, frank and beans, salami, penis, male genitalia, cock, ding dong, dong, tally whacker, goober, poker, stick, rod, pole, skin flute, sly trombone, meat, gun, hose, winky, wanker, meat sword,

a purple headed mushroom cap meat sword, slong, johnson, one-eyed monster, the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls, kong, tube steak, wang, hoo-hoo dilly, bonky, rudusrod, fuck stick, frank and beans, salami, penis, male genitalia, cock, ding dong, dong, tally whacker, goober, poker, stick, rod, pole, skin flute, sly trombone, meat, gun, hose, winky, wanker, meat sword,

by 12" dick and a dozen roses May 04, 2009

purple headed heat seeking moisture missle

its a dick... its not a mouth based video game...

I'll massage the back of your throught with my purple headed heat seeking moisture missle!

by crash.......... November 09, 2007

one eyed purple headed warrior of love

The male unit, ready for action. First encountered in Philadelphia.

"After last night, she's gonna remember my one eyed purple headed warrior of love."

by mikey mcg August 15, 2006

Dubble-sided Inverted Purple Rotating Dildo

Why are you looking this up?

The perverted retard decided that it would be a good ideas to search up what a Dubble-sided Inverted Purple Rotating Dildo would be

by PotatoInABox May 30, 2017

double header purple monkey fuck

The act of smoking a cigarette and just before your done you light another cigarette using the cherry from the first cigarette then smoke the second one.

Looks like our smoke break is a extended today. Plenty of time for a double header purple monkey fuck.

by fLeers March 17, 2013

GTA Purple Vs Green Alien Gangs Rule

May 15th There will be a fight at LSIA

Rep purple alien gang o green alien gang

other gangs are not allowed to participate in the fight for domination of all of Los Santos.
Rules.
Baseball Bats ONLY NO GUNS because that’s puss shit MELEE FIGHT WITH BASEBALL BATS
NO GUNS
BASEBALL BATS REPEAT BASEBALL BATS
if you’re broke for a 300k alien suit then just wear the colors you gonna rep for the fight .
pull up in your colored car

Pull up

PUROLE GANG OR GREEN GANG
💜💜💜💜🥒💜🥒🍆🥒🥒🥒💜🥒💜🥒💜🥒💜🥒💜🥒💜👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🪀🪀🪀🪀🪀🪀💟💟💟💟💟💟💟💟💟💜💜💜💜💚💜💜💚💜💚💚💚💚💜💜💜💜💚💜💜💚💚💜💜💚💜

GTA Purple Vs Green Alien Gangs Rule
bro : bro what are you?
other bro: i’m purple gang wbu
bro: i’m green...
other bro: fuck you then bitch ass green we setting this may 15th at LSIA pussy ass green
bro: aight bitch ass purple goof fucker

by mr. water bottle May 02, 2020

Arm Wrestling the One Eyed Purple Headed Champion

1. Using the hands to beat the shit out of and pin down a cock. 2. A legal choke hold maneuver.

"I can't come over right now... I'm arm wrestling the one eyed purple headed champion."

by yukoncornelius April 09, 2003