Basketball Penis

An extravagant spherical peniscular device.

"Oh, hey, uh, what's up?" Ahaha (aHAhah) baba borl please storp touch my back (spine as it is inside the back) with your wesco dick. Receive a gingerly rubbing with your basketball penis, please instead (thank you, as we are basketball penis) "Ouuuyyoooo Yes."

by tardfag69 December 2, 2019

argh penis

Something once said by Andre the Giant, it is an expression of frustration over helplessness to overcome obstacles in life

Man backed up in traffic for the 300 miles : ARGH! PENIS!

Andre the Giant at being disqualified by Jake Tunney : ARGH PENIS!

by The Replicator December 20, 2014

cow penis

something that you can tell repeatedly to piss off your bus driver

Me: COW PENIS!!!!!!!!!
Bus driver: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!

by cow penis June 24, 2020

Penis Hotel

A description of certain orifices on human body that are explicitly used for sexual pleasure of one's penis.

Gary's mouth is a total Penis Hotel.

by Spookyspaghettiman May 4, 2022

Penis Watcher

A tiny woman who loves to gander at a man's penis when the opportunity "arises".
This could occur before or after sexual activity or just walking down the sidewalk.

Her ganders may occur frequently or at random times of interest. She prefers the site of her boyfriend's penis but would look at another if it flopped out from an unsecured zipper.
It brings her joy and sexual arousal.

K-Muffin is quite the penis watcher

by Dmuffin July 19, 2018

a penis greeting

When she wakes up to morning wood and is surprised.

Who Terry he gave me a penis greeting this morning!

by Dinglerbingle June 3, 2016

Shrödinger's Penis

If you cannot confirm whether the individual has a penis or not, it's not gay. Once the penis is confirmed, it is indeed, gay.

P1: I think it's a trap, I really can't tell. I'm not gay though am I?
P2: Shrödinger's penis.
P1: Ah, yeah that makes total sense. I'm completely straight until I confirm the existence of the penis.

by Penisdood18828 October 18, 2018