The Norwegian Nose-hair trimmer

This is when a man lathers his big, meaty, schlong, which super glue, and right before it hardens, he shoves it into someone's nose and rips out their nose hair when it hardens

"went to the barber last weekend to get my beard trimmed, and the Barber gave me the Norwegian Nose-Hair Trimmer, and now my face feels smoother than a babies's butt!"

by JamesPage September 2, 2025

Nose ammo

cocaine, ammunition for your nose.

Hey there, let's try some of your nose ammo!

by alimccarley October 9, 2008

Elevator Nose

Somebody that is always rootin' through another person's entire house with the intentions of stealing your shit.

Here comes Elevator Nose, he's from one floor to the next!

by Ilovemybrothersgirlfriend August 19, 2025

Nose fest

Spotting a lot of people wearing a face mask without covering their nose.

I went to the supermarket today and it was a real nose fest among employees.

by Reschk September 17, 2020

dry nose

When u suck so much dic, and u breathe thru ur nose obvi, ur nose gets all crusty and shit :/

"Bro I suck so much dick!!!"
"I can tell, u hoe with DRY NOSE"
"Bish u just mad I gettin dick"

by I have dry nose October 9, 2016

Cuckoo nose

Generally used as a noun to describe someone who did something goofy or silly.

Why did you put Fruity Pebbles in your jell-o? You're such a cuckoo nose!

by Chopped Liver May 14, 2010

Peanut butter and clown nose

The finding of evidence that you were cheating on a significant other!

I saw your peanut butter and clown nose on the nightstand! It’s over.

by The aj gains November 28, 2020