Pure Nut

Ejaculation achieved via solely the thought of ejaculation i.e. no fantasies, porn, toys or physical assistance.

Because of his isolation from the world, he achieved a pure nut.

by Gabrielfunkglop April 8, 2021

frickn’ nut

someone who goes ape shit on the basketball quart

“How many points did he have in the game last night?”
“I don’t know man, he’s a frickn’ nut.”

by trinity miller 34 May 4, 2021

gruesome nut

when your nut is particularly gruesome

Gary popped a gruesome nut last night, and it took him hours to clean up

by dickytwister6969696969 June 14, 2021

J-nut

An amazing person. If you're friend is amazing, this is what you would use as their nickname.

-Hey J-nut! I just nutted!

by Helhai June 15, 2021

Nut-garita

A pair has some form of intercourse (sex, hand job etc.) and right before the man ejaculates, he dips his penis in lemon juice, then salt, and then ejaculates into the mouth of the other person. The semen, lemon juice and salt mix mimics a margarita.

Leah: Michael gave me a nut-garita last night.
Andre: did it taste any good?
Leah: not as salty as I expected, but the lemon juice burnt his dick.

by spiders&socks November 28, 2021

nuts glad

An expression used to convey extreme approval.

“I’m nuts glad you put up with me.”
~Zeb Snyder. Super picker.

by chasserole December 5, 2021

beetle nut

a micronesian drug thats makes you hallucinate and disables your nervous system if overdosed

I took beetle nut the other day and I felt so comfortable that day for 6 hours I couldnt move but i liked it

by furrinesses July 7, 2022