Mark Monks

A spicy meatball

Oh look at Mark Monks he's in great shape

by Oscartheotter May 8, 2018

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“Paul”mark

A movie in which they cast hot actresses who can’t act

It’s like a hallmark movie but to appeal to the male audience instead. A “Paul”mark movie, if you will.

by skeelodripp March 29, 2024

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Mark is portrayed as a charismatic and charming individual with a powerful influence over others. However, this facade is used to manipulate people for his own selfish gains. He lacks genuine concern for others, readily spreading rumors and undermining those around him, especially if they threaten his ego. Mark's lifestyle, including driving luxury cars and frequenting exclusive venues, is not about generosity but about feeding his ego through the admiration of others.

In relationships, Mark “love-bombs” initially overwhelms with affection but eventually becomes manipulative, particularly targeting wealthy, independent women. His kindness is conditional, only extended when it benefits him, and he is prone to making false promises to exploit others to the fullest.

Mark's image is a carefully constructed illusion. Mark usually has a drug addiction, specifically to cocaine, because buying anything other than that designer drug is beneath him.

Avoid Mark, as prolonged interaction leads to bitterness and resentment, with any confrontation being futile against someone who only values their own opinions and desires.

“Gosh I’m falling so hard for Mark! He takes me to the best places and everyone knows him there!”

“Mark will sell you the bread he stole out of your mouth. He’ll charge you 3 times the price and you’ll leave thanking him for making that sacrifice for you.”

by Intense Rug June 6, 2024

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