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july 40th

A day that doesn't exist.
Hey! Isn't your sister's birthday July 40th ?
I don't have a sister. Oh, makes sense
by Maraaaaaa December 1, 2020
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July 8th 2022

The day where all Canadians experienced a country-wide internet outage, causing everyone to flock to the nearest mall or Starbucks for Wi-Fi. Public apparatuses such as ATMs and PoS systems were rendered unusable, forcing thousands of businesses across Canada to temporarily close. Critical institutions such as hospitals, fire stations, and police stations were unable to function properly.

Basically it was like the end of the world....but in Canada... and only for a day.

All this because we literally have THE worst telecom infrastructure on this planet. The internet of 38 million people is controlled by two large corporations, Bell and Rogers, which means that half the country is fucked if either one of them stops providing internet. Canada's internet monopoly really needs to die (and also lower their damn prices).
Guy 1: Hey remember July 8th 2022?
Guy 2: Wasn't that the day where Rogers themselves couldn't even access the internet to announce the outage?
Guy 1: Ye lol
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July 9th

greatest person ever born.will have the characterstics to be the most beatiful ever in mankind
if you are born on july 9th you are very special
by YOU ARE THE BESTT!!! February 3, 2024
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July 20th

National slap your crushes ass day and give them hickeys 😋
July 20th: A day for you to be bold with your crush
by Baby girl 😙 July 20, 2022
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July

The full month of July is Christan Pride Month. It is for Christans to celebrate their belief. 2021 is the first year Christans will celebrate it.
Priest talking to the congregation: Remember now July is Christan Pride month
by ChristanLoveXoXo June 29, 2021
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july 7 2004

the day that bernice was born on
bernice: me and ringo star share a birthday

person: what’s ur birthday?
bernice: july 7 2004
by im ur cousin November 23, 2021
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Taste like 4th of July

Hey! Who smells like 4 July?
— Taste like 4th of July, Jensen Ackles.
by Nat Astaroth October 30, 2021
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