January 24th

National suck your boyfriend's toes day.

Hey Jaquavius, can I suck your toes?
Ofc you can, it's national suck your boyfriend's toes day!
Glad you remembered if January 24th

by bigblackconnor January 24, 2025

January 14

National tell your crush you like them day if

you have a crush tell them you like them on January 14

I told my crush I like her because it’s January 14

by Jitterbug29 January 13, 2022

January 15

National kick someone day KICK ANY BISH CORVETTE CORVETTE YOU SEE YOUR WELCOME 😛✨

January 15 is kick a anyone day

by cindydavis69 January 14, 2021

January 30

International Loving Yang Xiao Long Day

On January 30th every living being in the world has the obligation to love Yang Xiao Long.

by bmblbisreal October 14, 2019

13 january

It is a national downgrade day on this day girls cheat on their loyal boyfriends and downgrade themselves to become maid

Girl cheated on her bf on 13 january with chpari ultra pro max drunk piss of shit who is going to become future airport for his kids.

by spmsuic2002 March 17, 2025

January 7 2004

the day that only the most elite of human-kind are birthed.

yo, you were born on January 7 2004? damn dog you probably fly as fuck

by ramenhut69 April 28, 2020

January

January is the month when you can take a break from NNN and jerk off as much as you want and you can slap all hoe's asses

Friend 1 : Oh two months ago NNN was very hard I couldn't even slap any asses

Friend 2 : It's January my friend it's your time

by Sexysinboymydudes November 24, 2020