Fat-free-ice-cream

this is just another way to say the word Fuck.

where the fat-free-ice-cream are we going?
what the fat-free-ice-cream?!

by Steve Stromboli August 21, 2008

You're wasting my free minutes

when you're on your cell after 9 or 7 (when its free) and the person you're talking to is wasting your time with their stupidity

Person: Brittany Spears is my role model.
You: You're wasting my free minutes, you know that?

by MissBynn March 2, 2009

get out of jail free card

giving head to avoid sex

"i was tired, i just gave him head, it's like a get out of jail free card!"

by cackilac February 12, 2008

free monkey wagon rides

it's when everything is going on $2.50!!!!!!

Hi i'd like a free monkey wagon ride?
$2.50

by Jimothy Akers March 24, 2005

free floating soul system

The mood you get at when high, or simply by deciding not to worry about things you can't solve. The state of mind needed to go along well with your significant others.

Let's set our free floating soul systems so we don't get worried for all the shit we get to know on the news...

by Carlitos Wey December 26, 2008

tell on three, get away free.

A person who is a rat, whom would give up 3 people to the police to not be incarcerated in a (alleged) crime.

"he's a rat bitch, he pulled a tell on three, get away free."

by Arrghbys September 16, 2019

Go free range some dicks

Alteranative to eat a bag of dicks. Used when the effort required to bag dicks for consumption require more effort than the subject serves or time allows.

Dicks, scattered and frolicking in their natural habitat. Unbagged and grazing quietly.

Go free range some dicks, you’re not worth the time it takes to bag them.

by Gemstaa December 15, 2017