Herald Dump

The initial morning dump, following a night of indulgence, consistently emerges impeccably shaped, requiring no additional wiping, unlike the subsequent messy aftermath that demands extensive cleanup. The Herald Dump’s purpose is to announce the horrendous shits that will be arriving shortly.

I thought after a night of beer , blow and Popeyes chicken that my ass got off the hook when I took a perfect shit to start the day, but it turned out to just be a Herald Dump.

by Flipside786 April 6, 2024

Donnie Dump Diapers

A man toddler who hasn't quite mastered the potty training yet.

Eww, can you small that guy?
Who, Donnie Dump Diapers? He always smells like a Manhattan drain.

by McSpreader February 25, 2024

Double dump

When you Cleveland steam a girl then break up with her immediately after

Chad: I double dumped Lisa last night.

Mike: that must have been a messy one

by Dirty mike & the boyz June 13, 2022

classic dump

classic dump is when your blocked up for a month or two

kerrie: yo i have have been classic dumped for a while now

suzy: is that when you haven’t pooped in a month or two?

by deez nutz are real June 4, 2021

Dump water

Someone you need and love/like like water, but hate like shit water ;)

You are my dump water

by billycliffered March 28, 2022

laptop dumping

when someone uses thier laptop as they are taking a dump, downloading a brown file, and or taking the browns to the superbowl.

It was an awkward moment when jackson asked where the laptop was while Blake was in the bathroom laptop dumping

by jake burrito July 9, 2010

economy dump

Going somewhere else to poop to save money on toilet paper, water bill, etc.

Why isn’t Ron home?
Well, he went to McDonald’s down the street to take an economy dump. Man is on a budget.

by maxreboband November 21, 2019