double cancer

the result of getting anally fucked by cancer. this rare dsease is spread by phil swift. if you see phil and all he can seeis martians run your mother fucking ass off or youll get anally fucked.
also caused when someone that is close to you converts into a larry enticer.

"my dad got double cancer now because of phil swift."

by hgygyg November 14, 2018

Double Brexit

Rejoining the EU so it can be left a second time. Why have one Brexit when you can have two?

EU Parliament, 2021: after rejoining the EU and starting to heal the divisions and restore order, a second Article 50 is delivered to the Commission. British Embassy bursts into EU Parliament with GoPros and a camera crew. "Ha, you just got PRANKED SON" "It's Double Brexit time boys"

by General McEthnocleanse November 22, 2018

Double porco

When two people flush their heads in the toilet on purpose at the same time

Dude me and cat Henry had the wildest night we did a double porco

by Zozo13 November 24, 2018

Double helix

When two male compatriots jointly creampie a woman at the same time, one in the vagina and the other in the anus

Watson and Crick gave Rosalind Franklin a good hearty double helix, and then stole the secrets to the DNA structure while she was busy cleaning up all their jizz that was dripping out of her dirty holes. What a cumdumpster she was!

by Slimgumbz July 13, 2017

double motorboat

The act of giving a motorboating while being motorboated.

When Heather and Brooke were engaged in a double motorboat session.

by Suck My Dig July 20, 2017

Double basing

The art of playing with your lady friends nipple whilst simultaneously flicking the bean

I gave my wife a lesson in double basing last night

by Stubidoo July 21, 2017

Double feature

1) A person who likes woman and men.
2) A bisexual.
3) A.C.-D.C.

- Hey, wasn't that singer David Bowie gay? I found out he was married with this woman for 24 years!
- Gay? No, he was double feature. I heard he dated Lou Reed and Mick Jagger back in the 70s.

by fannyhill1972 December 12, 2018