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big boned girl

A fat ass girl, who um, is still bonerific
by Chatham August 20, 2003
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Deep Bone Throbosis

A condition in which a male is so sexually aroused his penis erects slightly beyond its maximum potential. This causes not only intense throbbing but bulging veins and a decent amount of pain. The only cure for this condition is to plunge the erect penis balls deep into a tight vagina or oral stimulation.
George: "Hey man look at that hottie!"
Josh: "Man she's really h...." *winces in pain*
George: "Whats the matter dude?!"
Josh: "She's given me deep bone throbosis and it hurts like hell. George, I hate to say this but, if she isn't interested in me right this instant, can you do me a favor?"
by DasBooter August 26, 2016
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throw someone a bone

Give somebody some thing that not important.
Example of throw someone a bone:
I just threw Jack a bone but he is very happy now.
by Remilia Scarlet October 22, 2014
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bone smack the queef

Slang; used to be a meme in which you misspelled boń apitite. Yet, this in my opinion this is the best one.
Makenzi: *posts bone smack the queef on a tweet caption to be funny*

Maggi: Wow, that meme has been dead for years.
by ilikepuggos May 5, 2018
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Ham Bone

A shortened word for hamster boner meaning that someones wiener is as small as a hamster's hard.
Dude I am hung like a hamster man I got the Ham Bone.
by George Schwanz October 25, 2011
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Bone apple tea

ITS NOT FUCKING THIS YOU DUMB ASS BITCHH, ITS FUCKING BONNE APPÉTIT, ITS A FRENCH WORD
Bonne Appétit (bone apple tea) you fucking asshole
by 😫😫😫 August 20, 2016
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bone through the phone

to sexually talk to someone through the phone and telling the other what you want to do to them at the moment. pretend like your having sex but talking on the phone.
dude: yo girll i wanna hit that so badd. i wud just shove my dick in yo my mouth and have you work.
i wanna bone through the phone to you.

Chick: oh yeahhh baby i wanna deepthroat rightt now.
by gatorhator June 16, 2009
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