michael duran

fat beast who raps songs as well as wraps burrittos.

damn did u see that 300 pound girl? she be lookin all michael duranISH!!

by duranj831 May 28, 2009

michael phelps

synonym for god, zeus etc.

also the only piece of matter in the universe to ever challenge chuck norris to a duel of life and death and still live.

michael phelps is not a human

by blabla!! October 12, 2008

Michael Phelps

A fucking beast!!!! He is...
Half dolphin
Half Matthew Bellamy and
Half human

Sports fanatic: Did you see that Michael Phelps win his fourteenth gold medal last night?
Someone who doesn't care about watching the best swimmer in the world: nope
Sports Fanatic: you're such a fuckin loser. Go kill yourself...

by trptking October 10, 2008

michael stewert

fucking fag with a small penis and likes to put stuff up his ass

Britney: did you here michael stewert put baseball bat up his ass
Kristen: holly shit

by niggernija January 8, 2014

Michael Andreopoulos

A cocky dweeb of a Greek boy who's only comeback is "do you even lift?"

paul: had a nice day at the gym today
gary: Do you even lift?
paul: Gary stop being such a Michael Andreopoulos

by TaylorFalls March 7, 2013

Michael Jordan

In todays NBA, you have superstars for every team that take all the shots. Ray Allen for Seattle, Kobe for LA, Pierce for Boston, Wade for Miami, ect. and Jordan made it that way. He turned a TEAM game into a battle of the superstars. No longer is it Los Angeles Lakers vs. Dallas Mavericks it's Kobe Bryant versus Dirk Nowitzki. Jordan ruined the NBA. He created some sort of false "god-like" feeling with NBA players and it's ruing the NBA.

HE'S OVERATED and in no way shape or form the greatest ever.

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is the all-time leader in points, MVP Awards, second all-time leader in blocks, 3rd all-time leader in rebounds, 8th all-time leader in Field Goal %, and is tied with Michael Jordan for most championships won by an NBA player, why is he not the greatest basketball player of all tiem? Because everyone loves riding Jordan balls about everything. He was a great player, but the BEST EVER!? No way!

by Go Backz December 4, 2006

Michael Phelps

an amazing swimmer who won eight straight olympic medals in 2008. fantastic almost supernatural swimmer and the number one olympian of all time

"i love michael phelps! his swimmer body is ROCKING"

by CHLO CHLO CHLOERZ October 13, 2008