lol

you know damn well your not laughing right now.
Peron 1- LOL
Person 2- shut up.
by beyoncé October 13, 2022
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Lol

When used as a response in text, while being followed and preceded by no other word, there is a 75 percent chance it means " fuck off". 24 percent chance of meaning "I'm so fucking boring I can't think of anything else to say" and a 1 percent chance of meaning "you're funny"

When used with other word, there is a 70 percent chance of meaning " I'm trying to play it chill lighten the mood and sound friendly" 29 percent chance of having no meaning, and 1 percent chance of meaning " I just laughed out loud"
Bob: hey I need someone to talk to right now. My mom died 9 months ago but before she died she was raped. Now I have a host baby brother and he just took a shit on my desk. I want to remove it but my hand just passes through. How do I remove ghost poop from my desk help my gf is cumming over in 5 minutes!!!!
Jacob: lol
by hotguy108 May 29, 2016
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basically when you start to flashback an example of a cute japanese word
P.1: Hey do you remember something you search of an example of how a cute japanese word is used?
P.2: 😳 *vietnam flashbacks*
*going back into how the P.2 searched "Nya" and how it see an example of that word*
"Chelsea: Nya Nya~
Sarah: Meow Meow, lol I know what that means!!! ^__^"
P.2: oh f*ck 😳
by lololol lololol June 24, 2023
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lol points

currency of lolington
weezer lives in lolington(real)
buy stuff with lol points
i bought that new jacket with my lol points
lol thats sick
im never using real money again
by lolingtonfounderley March 25, 2022
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Lol

Guys who use lol are extremely gay
“Lol”
by istoleyourorangeslices September 11, 2022
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LoL

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1:no
2:LoL yeah
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Bookend LOLs

When a "lol" appears towards the start and another at the end of a text to portray a lighthearted tone, yet in reality the sender is likely nervous or passive aggressive.
Examples of Bookend LOLs

"lol I can't wait to see you! lol"

"lol we should go out and grab coffee, then maybe swing by my place later lol"
by Phillyroch November 30, 2018
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